i've finally found the damn hormone in me

to hover my cursor over 'create post'.

AHAH.

life's been pretty darn good.

besides some. stuffs.

(:

i'm going back on friday evening.

and i promised my darlingqiaoqiao to give her my FIRST phone call.

:D

YAY ME!

okay next.

i need outings.

i dont wna go back to sg & laze around all day.

that's damn wasted):

OH&!

Darryl said he's gna pon school.

FOR MEEEEEEEE!:D

dear ol' me!:D

oh, honours. :D

ahah. okay.

SO I WNA WATCH MOVIES MAN!

the movies in taiwan are ALL IN CHINESE.

walaueh. ):

i wna watch transformers.

& "harrypoptheeyeout" -looks at Darryl XD

and shopping lah huh.

heh:D

and i (think i) gained weight.

..

shit.

HAHAH.

-slaps self

okay. i shall lose weight in sg.

cos the food in taiwan is too nice to not eat.

i dont make sense.

okay. nevermind. :D

main point isss

DONT GIVE ME FOOD.

yay!

on the topic of weight issues,

I AM OFFICIALLY SADDED.

the moment my cousin saw me

she said

like immediately.

my aunt said the same thing.

THE LAST TIME THEY SAW ME WAS, WHAT.

6 MONTHS AGO?!

alamak.

-slaps forehead

& my cousin had to add

"but it seems that only your face looks more. um. you know, HAHAH."

then SHE LAUGHED OKAY.

amgash.

then plus the yummy yummy food here..

HOW HUH! HOW, YOU TELL ME!D:

tsktsktsk.

so anyway, (HAHAH)

i changed my phone!

yahoo!

:D

its now this pretty pretty pinkkkkkk slide phone:D

yumyum man!

THELOVE:D

uh oh. bimbofied fong.

-looks at liv

so i've got pictures.

so they're in my phone. and cam.

so i gained weight.

so i'm fat.

so i'm lazy.

so you no get to see PICTURESSSSSSSSS

..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

okay thats enough.

but i'm truly lazy.

REALLY!

okay.

my mum's mad.

like. MAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

she was reading the papers just now

then she suddenly turned around.

mum: hey, wna go France?

me: huh? havent we been there before?

mum: go for shopping lah! they have a sale coming soon. around september. maybe you can pick up some branded goods? i give you permission to get a few. sound good?

me: O:

my mum rocks man.

ahah.

(sense the sarcasm?)

go aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the way to France just for shopping.

hahah.

so cute man.

oh, did i tell you.

the girls in my tuition class are damn..

BITCHYYYYYY

like bitchy to the max.

i think its partially because i mingle well (better) with the guys. (?!)

then its like.

i didnt offend them.

i didnt even talk to them.

so i dont understand.

one day i was innocently minding my own business

& drinking something (i forgot what)

then this girl came in

and apparently she bought this same drink as me

then she had to announce damn loudly

'WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO DRINK THE SAME THING AS ME'

then SHE roll eyes and look away.

WALAU.

WHAT DID I DO MAN.

then this guy. called mingzhe. (i think)

said she was jealous of me. cos i'm better than her.

HAHAHA.

that made me feel a whole lot better XD

oh well!

true what.

she's ugly,

with lousy dress sense,

likes to attract attention,

and fat,

and cheapo,

and TRIES to be the teacher's pet.

WHEN BEN3 XIAO2 JIE3 IS ALREADY THE TEACHER'S PET.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

okay lah.

that was damn ego.

and abit harsh.

BUT WHO CARES MAN!

WHO ASK HER SO *BEEP

HAHA

eee so lian.

LIANFIED FONG + BIMBOFIED FONG = ? FONG (?!)

hahah.

okay inside joke.

you dont have to understand:D

victoria acad's okay, i guess.

HOT TEACHER AHAHAHAHAHAH

:D

and i got dance as cca.

whoots.

because the other choices were damn shit.

HAHAH/

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

I

JUST

EFFING

SAW

THIS

EFFING

COCROACH!

AND

ITS

EFFING

FAT

PLEASE!

look down at your big toe.

its like.

probably.

no exaggeration, i swear.

and i screamed like shit.

whoop.

HAHAH.

okay. quiz time!

from michtay's:D

cannot is it.

only just?! thats so slow. EVERYONE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEE!:D

prove it.

aw really? -smiles

hey thats so sweet, thanks(:

dont you know?! because i rock!:D

OMG!ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU:D

wow thats really nice of you. -beams.

.. you want a knee pad?

-looks around. o.... kay?

uh huh. okay. thanks for letting me know.

.. i am 100% fool proof non flirtable! HAH! FARE YOU WELL!

.. no, you cant(:

who are you?

mmhm. oh shut up. i hate myself already.

we were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it. HAHAH.

.. hahah. NEVER. (: